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captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

17. Your character walking in on mine having an embarrassing fall. 
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The vampire was training, practicing her balance. She stood on once hand, balanced on a chair standing on one leg. Unfortunately for her, the sound of the knock on her door caused her to loose concentration. She plummeted awkwardly to the floor.


He pressed both of his hands against the door and began chanting in an ancient language. His eyes and hands beginning to emanate cosmic purple energy. It was short but the door made a loud thud as it began to shift out of the way. Max took her hand again, “C’mon we’re almost there.”

She nodded. They walked for a moment. “What was that? That you just said? What’s the translation?” The vampire was curious. It was gorgeous, the language. She wish she knew what he had said.

"Can’t say… I promised Nova I wouldn’t tell anyone. As for the language, all I can say is that it’s ancient… really really ancient." Her coffin wasn’t that deep into the room itself but it was deep enough in the treasure trove that they pasted chests with treasure spilling from them, chalices and scrolls, coins and paintings, some with magical properties, some cursed, all old.

The vampire kicked a couple coins. She heard them clatter across the floor. She stopped and bent down, curling her fingers around a few coins. She traced over the details on them. “Where did these come from?”

He turned his head to see what she had picked up, his mind trying to go through his memory, “Oh, that’s a coin from an ancient sea witch I snatched a few years ago from a museum cruise ship a few galaxies away. Legends say that her soul is inside the coin, but if it is it’s dormant since Nova can’t get any readings of life from it. You can have it if you want.”

She pulled the coin up and tucked it into her bust. “I think I will.” The woman smiled. “Thank you.” She stood back up and took his hand again, waiting to be lead to her coffin.

He didn’t waste time as he finished escorting the vampire to her coffin. Other coffins nearby, each as different as the last. “Here we are, one coffin as promised.”

She bit her lip. “My things are inside.” The vampire remembered how much she had actually packed. “Not sure if there’s room for… for me.”

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ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE



hiccupinglasses:

shortylego:

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

I HEARD THIS ON THE RADIO AT WORK AND I CLAPPED

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT. PRAISE.

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captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

captainofthecosmos:

mistresslanyanox:

17. Your character walking in on mine having an embarrassing fall. 
—-

The vampire was training, practicing her balance. She stood on once hand, balanced on a chair standing on one leg. Unfortunately for her, the sound of the knock on her door caused her to loose concentration. She plummeted awkwardly to the floor.


He pressed both of his hands against the door and began chanting in an ancient language. His eyes and hands beginning to emanate cosmic purple energy. It was short but the door made a loud thud as it began to shift out of the way. Max took her hand again, “C’mon we’re almost there.”

She nodded. They walked for a moment. “What was that? That you just said? What’s the translation?” The vampire was curious. It was gorgeous, the language. She wish she knew what he had said.

"Can’t say… I promised Nova I wouldn’t tell anyone. As for the language, all I can say is that it’s ancient… really really ancient." Her coffin wasn’t that deep into the room itself but it was deep enough in the treasure trove that they pasted chests with treasure spilling from them, chalices and scrolls, coins and paintings, some with magical properties, some cursed, all old.

The vampire kicked a couple coins. She heard them clatter across the floor. She stopped and bent down, curling her fingers around a few coins. She traced over the details on them. “Where did these come from?”

He turned his head to see what she had picked up, his mind trying to go through his memory, “Oh, that’s a coin from an ancient sea witch I snatched a few years ago from a museum cruise ship a few galaxies away. Legends say that her soul is inside the coin, but if it is it’s dormant since Nova can’t get any readings of life from it. You can have it if you want.”

She pulled the coin up and tucked it into her bust. “I think I will.” The woman smiled. “Thank you.” She stood back up and took his hand again, waiting to be lead to her coffin.

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omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

I swear to god, the reason Mike Stamford didn’t go to John’s wedding is because he was pissed that John did not marry Sherlock

Send me a “⊙﹏⊙” if you’ve been wanting to RP with me but are too shy to ask or start.



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